Academic Weapon

A student with straight A’s, all the gold medals, exceptional rizz, higher in the social hierarchy and posesses an intellect which threatens the try hards. (Someone who never seems to put an effort into anything and shouldn’t be achieving anything close to what they achieve.)

He was at the party till sunrise last night but still aced the 8am test the next day, what an Academic Weapon.

by edrsidd May 12, 2023

weapon of mass destruction

Something either very small or not existent.

Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”

by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005

weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Something people believe the Iraqis have because of 50 percent media, 50 percent Bush, and 0 percent truth.

If there's one thing Bush is good at, it's lying.

by TheBurninator December 11, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

The only phrase that you can remember coming out of George W. Bush's mouth.

George W. Bush: Weapons of mass destruction.

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

weapon

insult - meaning: thick, a fool, a tool,

"Dave shut it ya weapon"

"That Daves a fcukin weapon sometimes"

by Tom Pritchard August 31, 2007

Alien Weaponry

Any masturbation or sexual enhancement device. Many have crazy shapes, colors, and textures all of which resemble weapons from another world. However, these devices are not deadly!

Dildos, vibrators, fleshlights, anal beads, and buttplugs fall into this category.

Guy 1: "OMG IT'S a NEURALIZER!!"
Guy 2: "She has some kind of Alien Weaponry!"
Woman 1: "No, it's just my vibrator..."

by FIFINATOR March 20, 2010