Merriam Webster

The boring version of urban dictionary. A very normal dictionary that most student use and can be found in book stores.

Student 1: Hey, do you know what "abysmal" means?
Student 2: Let me find the definition in Merriam Webster.

by WeepersLikeMe December 27, 2019

Alex Webster

Awesome bassist for two equally awesome Death Metal bands: Hate Eternal and Cannibal Corpse.

Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.

by wormaldson June 13, 2009

Kevin Webster

A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.

Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.

Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?

Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?

Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!

Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!

by Foldy435 November 27, 2012

Wolf Webster

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom

Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster”

by Slrky February 11, 2022

The Nikki Webster

A sexual ritual where one individual (the Strawberry) faces ass out on the bed with pink lipstick around the anus and has googly eyes on each butt cheek. During this sacred ritual you must play the song "Strawberry Kisses" and shake your ass accordingly. The other party will then partake in a light kissing of the asslips while the Strawberry honks on their crack pipe.

My baby surprised me with the Nikki Webster tonight, it was so sweet.

by Pound of Pleasure September 1, 2018

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008