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WaftingWangDango

When a Female specimen is dropping a deuce while sucking a dick.
"i was at a party and i walked into a bathroom while some chick was taking a shit, it was at that moment when i realized i was about to be WaftingWangDango 'd."
by JimmysJerkinIt-DankJustin July 17, 2013
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Wafting

Wafting, to get stoned or smoking cannabis.
Waft, the cannabis itself.
Wafted, the feeling of smoking the cannabis.
Waft on.
Origins: Wesht Cork Kiiiiiiid
Let's go wafting kiiiiiid.
Have you seen my waft?
I am nicely wafted booooy.
Waft on.
by Wafty:GowlBag April 24, 2020
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wafty angel

Farting into a summer breeze into to minimize a centralized dissemination of said leakage.
My sister released wafty angels and blamed it on a nearby water treatment plant.
by Brother with gas September 19, 2023
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Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
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fanny wafter

basically an other word for a female prostitute simply because the waft there fanny all over you
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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wafty

"An overly gay appearing chav"
Most waftys are male and can be easily distinguished from the general chav crowd by a variety of combinations of the following:

- Spend far too long worried about their appearance, this is usually extremely obvious in the long hair which has been styled into a rather feminine or ott style.
- They usually appear in pink t-shirts or shirts (these may or may not seem to be slightly small)
- Most wafties wear jeans (although not all jean wearing people are wafties :P)
- The majority of wafties see themselves as great footballers (whether they are or not)
- Wafties will attempt to "big themselves up" to look tougher than they really are.
- They seem to have unbelievably fit girlfriends but who are also unbelievably "blonde"

---Distinguishments from a Chav---

- A male chav will almost never wear pink (see chav definitions)
- Chavs mostly travel in herds (lots of them with lots of wool between the ears) whilst wafties are mostly found in groups of 2 or 3 at most (other than when they are attempting to play football)
Put simplya wafty is A chav that appears gay (but may not be)
by Thrashasaur September 21, 2006
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Turd Wafter

Someone, usually a male who farts in front of his friends and then proceeds to use his hand to get right under the fart and waft it in a scoop like action out into their faces.
Rose would fart in a slighty sly manner trying to hide it from his friends, but only when things get too much he can't hold it in and proceeds to WAFT.in answer to this one would shout "oi Rose you fucking turd wafter!"
by cecil the hamster January 9, 2009
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