Volunteer's remorse

When you volunteer to help with something and immediately regret doing so.

I signed up to be a chaperone for the high school band's out of town game and then had volunteer's remorse so I scribbled my name off the list.

by scribbled out August 25, 2013

volunterrorize

annoying people in the service of a good cause, preferably by calling them while they are eating or having sex and making them feel bad and asking for money.

I was getting hot and heavy with my GF when Sean Penn came by to volunterrorize me about genocide in Darfur. Needless to say, the moment was ruined.

by DavidElias January 16, 2008

voluntelling

To ask a question that's really a demand.

RJ (in front of client): Tim, would you mind revising that proposal for us?

Tim: Sure, thanks for voluntelling me.

by rjtalyor May 5, 2008

volunteer dumpee

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

by ryukage99 October 27, 2012

nine-volter

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

by savageYfronts October 22, 2006

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

by darkedge008 May 15, 2018

Volunteer

Volunteer' means “someone being forced to do something which he/she doesn't want to do on their own free will".

1. The United Airlines called on security personals to drag the "Volunteer" out of the Kentucky bound flight.
2. The "volunteer" who was dragged off a United Airlines flight bound for Kentucky Sunday has been identified as 69 year old Doctor .

by United volunteers April 12, 2017