Skip to main content

The Voldemort

The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.
Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!
by JeJoMa November 7, 2010
mugGet the The Voldemort mug.

mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.
I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?
by Fearman August 4, 2007
mugGet the mention Voldemort mug.

Republicans for Voldemort

A slogan seen on t-shirts and bumper stickers. It was made by someone who was attempting to be clever, and failed epically in that attempt. It's only used by people whose knowledge of politics is so dismally lacking, that they must boil down the entire American political system into the basic Good vs. Evil of the Harry Potter books, and associate the bad guy with the political party that they've been told to hate, even though they don't actually know why they hate it.

Anyone who, (a) has read the Harry Potter books, (b) has at least an elementary knowledge of politics and history, and (c) has an IQ above room temperature, should be able to figure out that Rowling clearly based Voldemort and his Death Eaters on Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party. Both want a totalitarian government, both wish to oppress, persecute, and exterminate those that they see as being born genetically inferior based on the "purity" of their blood. They blame all of their problems on a certain group of people. They manipulate school curriculum in order to indoctrinate children against this group. The "pure blood" motif is also very similar to the outdated British Nobility system, of which the few that remain still cling to.
Even though you see "Republicans for Voldemort" crap everywhere, Voldemort really has nothing whatsoever to do with the Republican party of the U.S., or any other modern political party. If a comparison MUST be made, the Republicans are most like Scrimgeour: determined to protect us from terrorists, but perhaps a too heavy-handed with security. Meanwhile, Democrats are more like Fudge and Umbridge: in denial that such a big threat exists, over-regulating everything with too many rules, and dominating most media outlets.
by klopek007 February 3, 2010
mugGet the Republicans for Voldemort mug.

The Voldemort

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.
Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"
by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018
mugGet the The Voldemort mug.

The Voldemort

A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!
Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!
by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022
mugGet the The Voldemort mug.

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.
Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!
by LightRemembered August 31, 2025
mugGet the Velveeta Voldemort mug.

Pulling a Voldemort

Pulling a Voldemort can be defined as being fucked over (by a girl named Sydney) on more than one occasion and being cheated on for someone less attractive than you. The one who pulls the Voldemort then proceeds to downgrade so severely that they rot into a state of "less than dogshit" importance.
She was caught Pulling a Voldemort and he ended up dating this 10/10 chick. Score!
by MephyPheles June 20, 2014
mugGet the Pulling a Voldemort mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email