pee into a violin 

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

pee into a violin by pentozali December 28, 2005

Stroking the Violin 

Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass

Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned

Stroking the Violin by oni102 April 6, 2009

third violin 

Usually the best/worst violinists. They need to be so good they can pretend to be another instrument, the viola. But they are usually forgotten and are known as violists.

audience member What instrument are you playing?
third violinist Third violin
audience member Wow!! Is that good or bad?

third violin by (BE)lieve in (YOU)self February 4, 2017

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin by happystringguy April 30, 2010

world’s tiniest violin 

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

world’s tiniest violin by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

rusty violin 

The process of sucking on a girl's rectum and reaching around the front to stimulate with your fingers. Called so because of the term "rusty trombone" and it's similarities to it.

"I gave my girl a rusty violin last night, and she loved it!"
"What's a rusty violin?"
"Well it's like a rusty trombone, but just for the ladies."

rusty violin by Darth Creampuff October 30, 2013

Playing the violin 

Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.

Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?

Playing the violin by skiiim July 4, 2016