A vest once worn by the weed bandit.Worn to cover ones hair chest while swimming when asked to take it off point at the women and young children wearing vests and accused the lifegaurd of sexism.Also used to scare people away from ones house.
You mofo i'm the weedbandit and you be doing this shit to me,look at those peopel wearing their shirts(point at women and children)Me and my LA lakers vest don't need this
by maharaja December 12, 2006
Each Tuesday a group of coworkers gets together and coordinates their dress style to reflect their wondrous personalities. By showing this uniformity, they are able to transcend mere office work garb and become truly great men and women.
Person 1: Prepared for the greatness tomorrow?
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
Person 2: I have prepared for many nights for Sweater Vest Tuesday.
by Athom February 1, 2011
Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.
by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020
by shantea October 12, 2003
To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.
Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.
by Officer Friendly September 14, 2007
Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would have contracted her infection.
by Calvin Swemmer September 9, 2008
Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.
Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.
Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.
Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.
Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
by HummusLover May 6, 2011