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Varsity Status

1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.Pullin bitches in a public library
1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!

2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."

3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"
by JMoritz September 21, 2011
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Vajusie

OMG! Dylan Makes My Vajusie Wet.
by VictoriAAAHH! March 29, 2007
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vargus

someone who leads a double life, working in a shop by day but by night they fly to japan where they are known as the top assassin and is hired by the yakuza. be afraid.
policeman: what happened to your parents ting tong?
ting tong: vargus killed my dad and took my mum
policeman: o shit not again!!!
by ting tong69 January 8, 2009
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Varsity Effect

When a girl likes an ugly guy because he is on varsity, has accomplished something great, or is successful in whatever he is doing.
Why is she with that dude he is ugly as fuck.
Varsity effect dude, he is on the football team and they just won the championship.
by The Yanktrain March 20, 2019
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varsay

Somebody who is very smart but also very funny and will be succesful in life
Varsay
by Varsay April 18, 2019
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VarsityRebel

VarsityRebel is slang for a loser IF compared to Hypcros, Hypcros is a egyptian god from south egypt. VarsityRebel is also a term typically given to people who excessively drink and own roblox minecraft knock-offs.
Hey that girl over there is a real VarsityRebel, I wish Hypcros was around.
by Hypcros March 26, 2021
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Varshith

That guy ur mom told u not to worry about
Omg he's such a varshith
by Sulemunde November 22, 2021
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