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human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on
Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0
by anonymous October 21, 2004
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urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.
The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.
by Albert January 6, 2005
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state of the union

insider speech given by the U.S. president every January outlining the plans of the nation for the upcoming year; the president always opens the speech with the sentence "The state of the union is strong" and 95% of the stuff he says in the never gets done
by i'm smarter than smart April 30, 2006
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urinal drop

masterbating in front of a urinal; usually after work hours with the help of a smart phone.
I was so bored working on the report I did a urinal drop at the office
by sidmon69 February 9, 2013
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Little Jimmy Urine

Lead singer from the industrial-rock band Mindless Self Indulgence; born James Euringer; stage name often shortened to "Jimmy Urine."
Little Jimmy Urine? Can't I just say Jimmy?
by Alise December 25, 2003
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Woodstock Union High School

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015
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Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...
OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
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