Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.

"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'

by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021

upper decker

When you take a dump in a toilets tank

Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.

(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!

by mountain high mush September 13, 2014

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.

Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?

by very stinchy vagina master May 29, 2024

upper decker

when u shit on the top deck of the toilet

ima leave a upper decker

by Γρεεκ φεμβοΥ November 26, 2024