up the no no

To have anal sex. See also Council Gritter , Gary Glitter

No no refers to the usual response from a Thai hooker when the request to take her up the Council Gritter is made

"It was my birthday yesterday so the missus let me take her up the no no"

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

UPS

The best shipping service. Uber Parcel Service.

I wanted something quick, so I chose UPS. None of that white and green fedex shit.

by AcneBrain July 13, 2004

UPS

1. Un-Protected sex.

2. A company that is nowhere near as good as FedEx

Richard: How did your date go last night?
Mike: My UPS delivery is going to arrive in nine months.

Paul: My UPS package is taking for to get here.
Ryan: You should have used FedEx.

by jatkins May 18, 2007

Up

Term used by car salesman to describe individuals who walk into their lots for the first time.

Joe took 6 ups today without making a single deal.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

Up to

A person who thinks they are cool and are all talk. Similar to metro but their main objective is to be the centre of everyhting and be a part of whatever is 'cool' at the time.

Look at that guy wearing sunglasses at night and thinking he is a cool guy.. what an up to

by Fredda May 7, 2008

up

to be high, usually on marijuana

Wanna go get up man?

Yo, you tryin to get up?

by martin brown November 8, 2008

UPS

A Brown Nazi who delivers things to you. Such as Dildo's and other nice products.

When will that Brown Nazi arrive at my door so I can get my getto box.

by The Shankster September 9, 2004