UFO

The act of shitting on somebody’s chest and disappearing before they realize what happened

Hey look, Tony’s going to ufo Jon.

by Zezak mutit September 8, 2023

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#general-ufo

Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.

It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.

I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.

by regeringavingenting June 17, 2021

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UFO

unidentified fingering object

ashlyn was confused when she felt a UFO in her vagina

by im vegan December 12, 2016

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This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

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UFO

Unidentified Floating Object

Spy Balloons and other floating objects being tracked by NORAD.

Looks like the air force just shot down another UFO, this one floating over the Great Lakes.

by Patience Q Jones February 15, 2023

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UFO

Unidentified flying object.

At his concert, he had all the lights on the UFO synchronized with the synthesizers as it lowered on to the stage. You couldn't see it from outer space, but the people there thought it was still pretty fuckin incredible.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021

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