Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
Get the UBS cablemug. The case in which a small duck happens to float in your bathtub. Depending on whether or not this said duck is made of rubber or flesh and duck organs and etc., there is no threat of danger.
GeneralPerson #1: "Did I tell you? There was an Ub Dub this morning!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
GeneralPerson #2: "Same thing happened yesterday!"
by UbDubMaster January 3, 2010
Get the Ub Dubmug. by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023
Get the UBSmug. Utter bollocks;like everything - The UK definition
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Example for a)
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
by simcoll September 12, 2022
Get the ub;lemug. UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
Get the UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)mug. 
by scccc January 30, 2021
Get the UBmug.