trunk monkey

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.

I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.

by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

Pop The Trunk

Referring to go and get their guns out of the trunk of their car.

"Say sunttin else and i promise on everything i love Ima pop the trunk on ya bitch ass"

____Kevin Hart

by Blah2013 February 25, 2011

trunk jockey

A male midget that is forced, tied if necassary, to sit in your trunk and spin some vinyls while you drive. If your midget refuses to be your trunk jockey, you simply tell him that he IS your trunk jockey and proceed to throw him against a wall. A trunk jockey can only be used in one's hooptie. Be careful, they bite.

Yo, B hop up in my trunk. Make da hooptie bump. To attract your trunk jockey, sing the following song; "Trunk jockey, trunk jockey, spin me a rhyme, make da hooptie bump, and have a nice time, can't you see, trunk jockey, you were meant to sit in my trunk." Always sing this attractive tune to the melody of Fiddler on the Roof's song, "Matchmaker."
- IF this doesn't work, you might get lucky and find a midget that will accept leprachaun gold.

If trained properly, your midget can also be trained into doing the chicken wing with you!

by K-Wreck, OLI LOC, HARRI M April 23, 2007

Who would've thunk?

It is a phrase to denote surprise, thoughtfulness and shock on an event or happening

Joe: America gets a black president
Bill: Who would've thunk?

by shrikash December 9, 2009

trunks disease

When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.

Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.

Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.

by trunkdaddy December 4, 2010

Trunklefunk

The stank left on a man's genitals when he refuses to wash after anal sex.

Girl - "Do you still smell the burrito I ate yesterday?"

Guy - "That's just the trunklefunk."

by Sonofsamadams August 26, 2014

Twankboi

A twankboi is the type of person that pulls their pants all the way down when they use a urinal, just in general a douchebag.

Ben: maaaan why does that guy have his pants all the way down when he pisses in the urinal?
Tyrone: man, dat guy is a twankboi

by Joestir November 6, 2018