Twonk

Describes a man who is jacked and tan. Has the dick of a pornstar with the heart of Ryan Gosling. When around him, he will take your woman and fuck her, bring her back, and tell you good luck. The type of guy who lifts more than you while fucking more women. You cannot compete with a Twonk. He slays new poon on the reg. A Twonk is known for beating up UFC fighters

Man I wish I was a Twonk like that guy

by SteelballsLongrod October 26, 2015

twonk

an overweight twink

look at that fruity twonk!

by fortniteplayers9999 April 1, 2025

Twonk

A twonk is a fat/overweight Asian (just like twink, but for overweight Asian)

Asian: That is STILL incorrect
EXAMP: Alright, Twonk.

by .owO. February 11, 2020

Twonk

For when it's not Christmas

👇👇👇down there u twonk👇👇👇

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 31, 2020

Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020

twonk

a fat twink

look at the fruity twonk!

by fortniteplayers9999 April 1, 2025

twonk

the insult that can say alot but without swearing at the same time

you absolute twonk

by _lofi_ May 19, 2021