twix

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

by KAY!&@( November 03, 2021

Twix

Two Somalis wrapped in foil

What do you call two Somalis wrapped in foil, a Twix

by pirate djbooti June 11, 2023

Twix

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022

Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.

“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite”

by TheAguirres November 07, 2018

Twixing

When two people who are involved in a relationship with a set of identical twins swap partners for comparison purposes.
Based on the principle that identical twins are formed from a single egg divided into two halves (much the same as a left twix and a right twix).

My girlfriend and her twin sister are into twixing.

by Mike6Kilo February 01, 2020

Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 01, 2018

Twixing

Best friends who share a twix bar

The two friends decided twixing would be a good way to pass the time at work.

by Lolololololololol121212 June 29, 2018