People's General Way of Thinking 

Most people think they understand everyone else. If someone has a gun, they must be a hunter. If someone has a child, they must be a mother. If someone has blood on his hands, he must be a murderer.
People need to focus on things that could be rather then what should be, because if we'd stop clinging to reality, everyone would be happier.

People's General way of Thinking should lighten up.

People's General Way of Thinking by minari-naga August 12, 2004

thinking 

using the muscle between your ears to create conclusions regarding what other people do and say.

I was thinking about the first definition of "thinking" and it pissed me off.

thinking by BartRules October 31, 2003

Next Level Thinking 

1) A level of thinking gained from, but not limited to: psychedelic drugs, dreaming, near death experiences, or an epiphany of any sort.

2) A level of greater thinking which includes, but not limited to: psychic visions, ability to lucid dream, and in extreme cases; possibly physically altering something with ones mind.

3) A better overall understanding of the universe and existence itself.

Next Level Thinking is something that could benefit anybody's life.

Next Level Thinking by The Next Level Thinker December 26, 2010

thinking 

what I don't do during class

I was "thinking" during class today.

thinking by pink_lilywater6406 September 6, 2018

thinking of you 

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

thinking of you by broncula January 5, 2012

Thinking gloves 

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

Thinking gloves by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads 

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

thinking with two heads by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011