Twinkie

A white person who either pretends or wants to be an American Indian. They get their pictures taken with plastic shamans and wear colored feathers in their hair. Also, they do rename themselves. Names like Chasing Rainbows, and Spirit of the White Wolf. Sometimes more serious names. They love to insult actual Indians, saying "Oh, you don't look Indian" or "I add my 14th vision quest today, wha's yours?" They're usually like 1/16 Indian, less, or maybe none at all. They always buy the Billabong or Hurley shirts with tribal patterns on them, and have dreamcatchers everywhere. Liscense plates feature over-muscled men with feathers in their hair. Beware of twinkie households, you can bet there is a fur rug and Indian paintings everywhere. Twinkies---annoying as hell.

Kelly: "Hey, Emmy and Steph! Last night I hung out with my grandma's best friend, Mrs. Falling Rocks, and we had a blast! She is amazing! She can speak her native language and she taught me a few words and gave me this feather and...." blah..etc.
Steph: "Oh...um...."
Emmy: "What a twinkie."

Twinkie by G.LateSpring<3 April 28, 2010

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Twinkie

A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.

"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"

Twinkie by TT0MM March 3, 2012

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twinkie

An east asian who tries to be white, although they can't be, and wants to have white kids, although that genetically can't happen.

basically, asian in denial

e.g., 95% of asians are twinkies

twinkie by kluss October 15, 2010