twat

twat is also used in place of the word "what?" in come cases...

Twat? i CUNT hear you i have and EAR-INFUCKTION. i need to go to the DICKtor to get some PENIScillin'

by ASSSSLEY January 07, 2005

twat

an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!

by inferno42684 July 17, 2009

Twat

You

You are a twat.

by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

twat

someone who cant think of anything better to write about on twitter other than "i had a nice latte" or "i like eggs"

bob: tom was tweeting about his latte this arvo.
gary: gee, what a twat.

by squishbix June 17, 2009

twats

Collective term for people who use twitter.com

"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."

by toby_one April 19, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010

TWATS

Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.

"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".

by jdajuk April 27, 2010