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Twank

Twank a fairly new word coming into existence with many uses.

Twank is defined in these ways
1.Twank can be be exclaimed in a way like twannnkk! with a southern accent.
2.Twank is also an insult.
3.Twank can also be used as a subsitute for the words fuck, pwn, rape.

4.Lastly also can be used as an object like for pussy
anytime twank is said it can be said differently
twank, twaaaaannnnnk, twaink, twa-anke, etc. the versatility of such a word with allow a long lifespan of such a word
1. Twwwannnkk!!!
2. Your such a fucking twank
3.Get twanked. or, I twanked her.
4. I put it right in her twank.
by Jelly and Jeffy 2 December 5, 2010
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Twanking

When one does entwine one's toes with an others toes and feels sexual pleasures...good cheeky pleasures.
ohh I just had a twank.
I went to see him and we had a good old twank.
I thought I was into him but then I opened the bathroom door and I saw him twanking...
by SourDawg November 25, 2021
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Twank

that bit got a twank
Damn Dj momma got a twank
by J5 and Ty October 5, 2022
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twank

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"
by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007
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Twank

LGBTQ term for a "twink" past his prime (30+) but still has remnants of what once was a smooth hairless gay youth, trying to still pass for 25, and in some low lights may succeed because of his small frame due to an eating disorder, malnourishment and/or meth addiction.
"Have you seen that twank Billys Grindr? Its sad, his profile has said 21 now for about a decade and I didnt even recognize him through all the filters, who he tryna fool saying hes a twink?"

"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"

"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."
by Ms. D'meaner November 5, 2023
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twank

an undesired guest at a gathering
To get rid of the twanks, we told everybody to head to IHOP then went bowling.
by Deadtired April 7, 2005
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Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!
by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016
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