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zesty tomato

1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
by neumsie September 5, 2008
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play tomatoes

When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy
Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.
by floafi2626 February 20, 2009
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Awkward tomato

Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"

*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
by THEawkwardTOMATO September 5, 2011
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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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Eight Tomato

Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
by Terrible testicle July 21, 2020
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Tomato Salad

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010
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