The Tube

(noun)

A state of female sexual arousal wherein the vagina expands and elongates. This is the feminine equivalent of having the horn.

"You shouldn't look at me that way - you'll give me the tube!"

by Sir Garence July 25, 2009

tubing

Shitting into one's sock, then after, this act is done, beating another person, or persons with the shit filled sock.

Damn, this sock is dirty from all the tubing me and you mom did last night

by wierd235 August 28, 2006

tubing

the act of smoking marijauna through a water cooled pipe, commonly known as a bong, preferablly made of glass and exceeding 12" in height.

At times of emmence stress and boredom, it is always fun to go tubing with your friends... and yes, it is considered a water sport.

by Eddie Torrez June 21, 2006

Tubed

had plastic surgery,looks like a burned peice of rubber

bloody hell shes bare tubed

by Ellie lloyd May 05, 2007

tubed

Dont give a sh*t about guys; on to the next one!

Talk to several guys at once when they think you are only talking to them. Technically a girl form of a guy

i wish i was as tubed

by fndshcdjs December 02, 2010

the tube

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

by oracle March 13, 2004

the tube

A shop simular to subway, the number 1 place for rigma rolls.

I had the best rigma roll at the tube

by dean2105 September 30, 2005