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Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.
"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"
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Truck You 

A weird way of saying "fuck you" without cursing.
Mike: You're a dumb shit.
Bob: Truck you!
Truck You by weirdaway August 6, 2012
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truck fuck 

Violent act done with a skateboard, usually by a skater.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.
Jimmy: So what happened with you and that rent a cop
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.
truck fuck by csection March 10, 2007

Truck-Stop Guzzler 

A female that participates in prostitution inside the men's bathroom, free of charge.
That lady looks like a hardcore Truck-Stop Guzzler.
Truck-Stop Guzzler by Amoux June 9, 2014

Truck Stopped 

Visiting a truck stop restroom to use the facility and agreeing to be rectally violated by a big, burly trucker.
Dan: Hey Joe. What's with Steve? He seems a little dazed since you all got back from your road trip. And he's walking funny.

Joe: Ask him what happen braaaahhhh. We stopped to piss just outside of Chattanooga and after I left, he wound up getting truck stopped by some trucker named Carl for gas money.
Truck Stopped by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2015

Truck Jewelry 

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon
Truck Jewelry by J Birddd February 17, 2010

truck sauce 

1. (noun) Delicious combination of hot sauce, mayonnaise and other secret ingredients that is used as a condiment on subs created by the Shortstop Deli in Ithaca, NY.

2. (adj) an act or thing that is of a high degree of excellence.
1. "Dude, you have to get truck sauce on that PMP sub".

2. "Did you see that dunk by Lebron James?" "Yeah dude, he's the truck sauce".
truck sauce by mp2009 February 5, 2009