riding the tractor

Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.

Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!

by CHRIS LANE BITCH!! April 30, 2008

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

ass tractor

Not a sexual term, similar to ass plow. Ass Tractor usually refers to the entity that is doing the plowing.

Man, that bitch took a ride on the ass tractor when her boss found out she was smoking weed on her lunch break.

by monster rod von hugenstein September 25, 2003

Tractor-Trailor

Truck over 26,001 pounds usually with 18 wheels

That tractor-trailor is freakin' huge!

by matthew1200 July 15, 2006

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Tractor lesbian

A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.

Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly

Bro: «i want to marry her»

Me: «WTF»

by Mr.hagen December 16, 2021

Swiss Tractor

A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.

The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.

by stevealex June 29, 2021