joyful tortoise

The joyful tortoise lives in the state of Florida where adultery is the lowest per capita and it may be why it has the most cities that have Saint in their name.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

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Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

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When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022