torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

torqued out a Lincoln Log by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011

tugging your toque 

Typical Canadian slang talking about joking around. Can be used in many situations but exceptionally well used in winter where you can pull the toque down over their eyes making the metaphorical "pulling the wool over their eyes" more literal.

"Hey man did you REALLY do that?"
"No way man, I'm just tugging your toque."

tugging your toque by Keeganimus August 24, 2018

Mr. Torgue

Mr.Torgue is the allmightiest badass in all of the universe he cannot be stopped and if you throw him at someone than the person you throw him at will explode.

Mr. Torgue will end you all

Mr. Torgue by jseofa;fgao'sidhf June 3, 2018

Torqued

Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.

She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.

Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..

Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.

torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

Torquay 

Torquay is a place in Torbay and is usually a Shithole where drugdealers, pedos in Speedos and elderly people inhabit.
It is a BTEC Exeter due to having a fair amount of shops but not really any good ones.
It also has alot of Chavs.

Grace: I saw that Geezer Luke dealing some drugs in Torquay.
Saphire: It doesn't surprise me he is dodgey and Torquay is a Shithole.

Torquay by disstracksaremynan November 19, 2018

Torquer 

A male that likes to get his balls twisted for pleasure. Usually into cock n’ ball torture.

I hooked up with a torquer last night. I swear I must have twisted is saggy nuts a half dozen turns.

Torquer by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020