The Toddler Effect

When someone is crying for whatever reason, and you begin to cry without knowing why. its just the reaction to them crying.

when i walked in the room and they were crying, i found myself being overpowered by the toddler effect, and i have no clue why.

by The List Maker October 10, 2012

Tart Toddler

One who commits an act of Tart Toddling

That Tart Toddler made me eat a stale poptart!

by Dooley July 16, 2006

The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 12, 2012

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

Toddler's Body

A person with little baby arms and little stumpy legs and a chubby barrel body. The person has a tendancy to toddle when they walk.

Whoa, scuzzy has got a little toddler's body!

by robinski October 8, 2007

toddler crotch

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

Toddler Cocktail

a alcoholic mixed drink made from apple juice, vodka, and frozen rasberries.

" Monica, can you make a Toddler Cocktail."

by Coastie Wifey April 20, 2010