shrimp

A person that's very short.

Gary Coleman,Cassadee Pope,Hayden Panettiere,
Hayley Williams,

person1: I would rather hookup with Cassadee Pope than that slut Ke$ha.

person2: What the fuck? You want to be with that shrimp Cassadee?

person1: Fuck Yeah.

by Veryhairyguy August 6, 2010

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

shrimp

Sucking the semen out an orifice while using a straw. Usually a homosexual act but the hetero shrimp is just as bad.

I heard he grabbed a straw and shrimped out the cum.

by silas6872 November 14, 2012

Shrimp

Shrimp (N): A twink who swims (Slender young aquatic gay man)

I met that shrimp Cameron at the YMCA pool.

by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme July 7, 2017

shrimping

When a guy blows his load into a guy or girls ass then sucks it out and then makes out with the person.

Shrimping is just plain nasty

by albino sexxor March 19, 2004

shrimping

when two men have sex and one cums in the others butt and then grabs a straw and sucks the cum out

last night i went shrimping

by wingman21 February 4, 2009

Shrimp

Someone with a nice body, but ugly ass face

Friend: "Dude, that chick is perfect."
Me: "Nah man. She's a shrimp."
Friend: "A what?"
Me: "Hot body, but ugly ass face."

by Ambigious September 7, 2009