toss cookies

to puke/vomit/chunder you get the point

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night

by papajohn November 6, 2007

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

Alabama Pudding Toss

The act of shooting a wad on a girls exposed breasts, scraping it off with your hand, and tossing it at her face.

Just when Diana thought her evening couldn't get any more degrading, her gentlemanly companion surprised her with an Alabama Pudding Toss.

by Jack Rebney August 20, 2011

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

by CapTim April 15, 2008

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

toss one off

jerk off! Masturbate(male)

Wendy said I ain't gettin any tonight so I usually toss one off

by Anty A May 13, 2015

Tossy tossy turny turny

When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.

After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off

by Florence G July 5, 2018