sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

turn-ticker

A mechanical device used in a car to signal to other motorists what direction you will take when changing lanes or turning. Commonly known as a"turn signal".

Fritz was driving down the road and was going to turn right onto the next street so he flipped his right turn-ticker on.

by tblsetters September 25, 2013

the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006

Tickety boo

Everything is okay or everything is fine.

I thought I had lost my keys, but I found them and everything was tickety boo.

by Donald Currie December 31, 2003

ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.

without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009

Tinker belled

When a man slaps or taps his penis on the nose of the person giving the blow job.

Per an episode of Discovery channel's "scared straight"

Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.

by TheBDMan January 15, 2017