tiger woods y'all 

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'

After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"

tiger woods y'all by kridk March 12, 2011

Tiger Woods-ing 

The act of fingering two women at the same time. With the use of both hands, and a woman seated on each side of you.

Yo I was at the club last night and I was straight Tiger Woods-ing these two hoes.

Tiger Woods-ing by Fuzzy Dinosaur December 30, 2009

Tiger Woods-ing 

When you slap a girl's face. Treat her like a dirty little whore and then put your cock in her ass and then shove it down her throat (see transcript of Tiger Woods text messages to Joslyn James).

So I was in the middle of tiger woods-ing her when she said she doesn't do ass to mouth. I instantly went soft.

Tiger Woods-ing by beastcake March 22, 2010

Tiger Woods moment 

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.

Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!

Tiger Woods moment by jeadafuwefduhefdiiuehjfdkehdkf August 17, 2021

Tiger Woods DUI

Taking Vicodin, solid, ambien, and Xanax, then topping it off with a bong hit.

Dude let’s get wasted. Yeah man, I am going to do a Tiger Woods DUI.

Tiger Woods DUI by Cooldude5494 April 2, 2026

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother 

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

I want to make a tiger woods with her. 

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I want to make a tiger woods with her."

I want to make a tiger woods with her. by Sowadi October 25, 2008