Thomas Selby

he is the most caring sweent guy you will ever meet. he has a heart of gold but is a total bad ass. he has a loving girlfriend who would give him the world and he would do the same....so fucking hot!!!!

thomas selby is kelsey's man!

by [e-mail] October 15, 2009

Thomasphilia

Someone who is aroused by horrific accidents and career-ending sports injuries.

I must suffer from Thomasphilia because watching Joe Theismann's leg makes me hard.

by eaglesshow September 8, 2016

Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

Thom Yorke

The greatest man to ever live. The biggest genius to grace our lives. The most talented songwriter to walk the Earth.

Thom Yorke... the voice of a generation.

by Queen Geek July 26, 2004

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.

Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

by Maggie Walker Student October 31, 2017

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).

I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!

by jendigedig July 26, 2016

Mang Thomas

Noun. 1. California based bedroom DJ who specializes in beat making and crazy music.

2. "Americanized" spelling of the world famous Mang Tomas sauce, great for pork and chicken - one of the many products of the Philippines.

3. Rough translation: Uncle Thomas. Originally "Tomas," proper version used back in the Islands.

That's some funky shit, Mang Thomas. Play it again.

by skuggs fan May 24, 2004