What Is My Life

What people question when they get on here

Person 1: What is my life
Person 2: You'll have one when all of the perverts get off this website

by ThePotatoeDictionary March 5, 2018

love of my life

The person you want to spend the rest of your life, and will never stop loving no matter what comes your way. You can't imagine life without them.

A certain boy at Dartmouth is the love of my life. I can't imagine ever being without him.

by soinlovewithwnl February 25, 2009

Balls to my life

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

by Foohtube February 23, 2011

fuck my life

A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.

I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.

Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(

I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.

by piccolio October 10, 2007

Music is my life

A phrase what people uses if music is their passion, something that they love to learn with a guitar, drums, bass, ect.

Unfortunately, posers these days uses this to be cool and try to be like everybody else, when they don't even consider picking up an instrument.

Poser: OMG! Music is my life!!
Musician: Dude, you can't even hold a damn guitar pick. Poser.

by DudeLikeYeah February 1, 2009

screw my life

Something u say when something bad happens

Awwwwwwwww, screw my life

by Georgia poop💩 July 7, 2016

pie my life

Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."

Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.

You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.

by a.wizzy December 11, 2010