tod

truth or dare

hey wanna play tod

by thedumbbish April 4, 2019

TOD

When someone wants a titty picture but wants to be classy.

TOD titty on demand

He sent me a text saying TOD, so I sent him a titty picture.

by taterjo July 11, 2016

Todding

To needlessly and aimlessly complain about anything or anyone to as large an audience as possible.

Milton Keynes moan will want to hear about this!

Stop Todding the ref and wait for the whistle!

by Larkabout13 August 20, 2024

Tod wanging

A game whereby you find some really clayish soil, work it into a tod (small missile) then get a flexible long twig, and press it onto the end. You then wang it (thow it) by holding the other end of the stick, usually aiming at your friends. Dog's tennis ball throwing sticks also work a treat.

Hi Simon, let's go to the park and do some tod wanging.

by LordHerefordsNob May 19, 2022

Diminishing Tod

Claiming someone's original idea or work for your own and erroding the value, humor originality or cleverness of the original work simply by reproducing.

I saw that weeks ago on insta.. your diminishing Tod man; feels bad.

by Robbert Paulson July 13, 2025

Todding Out

A moment of dissociation from reality when all of existence narrows to a bright pinpoint, occasionally resulting in a face-plant onto concrete. Frequently associated with unexpectedly large tokes of the reefer

Awwww, ya boy done took one of them bong rips and now he's over there Todding Out. Uh-oh...Catch him 'fore he hits the floor again!

by Herbert LaVerga November 27, 2024

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019