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Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
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Simba

Who's simba? Mufasa Ka Beta
by CallMeMachli September 15, 2020
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SIMBA

When you have sex with your girl in the old missionary position, you pull out and blow your load inside her belly button- creating a jizz pool.
You then take some jizz from the pool with your right thumb, and smear it on her forhead while saying "SIMMMBBBAAA!!!"
Hey babe, let's try to do the SIMBA tonight.
I heard that Sahar Josseph did SIMBA to his girl.
Your mama is so dirty, that she asked me for a Simba.
by Josseph6 July 30, 2017
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The Hazelwell Simba

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.
Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale
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Simba

Dipping your thumb in your cum and smearing it across her face as Rafiki does to Simba
I Anointed her with a Simba when she said no and went to sleep
by Rafiki September 2, 2018
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Simba

When a substantial male penis is becoming erect and exponentially increases in girth and length, raising in the air like how simba is raised in the lion king
"Wow A's dick is really raising he must have a simba "

"Nah man it's not THAT thick, looks like a half simba to me
by 😉🙃😉 January 31, 2018
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Dirty Simba

When you cum on her forehead and smear it with your thumb
I dirty simbad my girlfriend
by Dirtycurt February 24, 2020
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