Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.
Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.
by Arthur in Hoboken March 26, 2016
Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.
by Crawfordsss June 19, 2015
noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.
Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.
by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 04, 2005
by fuckthathotass69 January 26, 2017
by xprod September 10, 2019
A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
by edza April 24, 2007
Another of Sean Connery's dyslexic readings on Celebrity Jeopardy, this misreading was used to insult Alex Trebek.
See also Penis Mightier
See also Penis Mightier
Alex Trebek: Sean Connery, just pick a category.
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
Sean Connery: I'll take “whore semen” for 800. (leaves his podium and heads for the board)
(Cut to Trebek, who is very confused)
Alex Trebek: Wait, What? Wait…Where are you going? What are you…
(Connery walks up to the board and points to the category “Famous HORSEMEN” points to the “hor” first, and then “semen”
Sean Connery: See? “Hor” like your mother. "Semen”! It's right there! (Connery laughs hysterically)
Alex Trebek: Yes, I see it. (Connery keeps laughing) You're very proud of yourself, aren't you?
Sean Connery: Yes! (keeps laughing)
by Richard Pickman March 16, 2004