The act of two idiots on the gaming site www.pogo.com proclaiming their love for one another. Changing your profiles relationship status to married to *insert pogo players sn*.
Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.
Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.
by Bealicious22 June 29, 2009

It’s used for people who are currently banned or not in the PoGo raids server in discord which the link is discord.gg/pogoraids
Guys I’m PoGo-raidless so therefore I don’t use PoGo raids at all but I do use other Pokémon go raid servers like Pokémon go Ottawa.
by Pokefanno2 September 22, 2022

The act in which two straight men "Besties"
Poke each other with erect penis at
various locations on the body, avoiding the
anus and mouth hole, as this would raise a
red flag and ultimately disqualify them
from the ritual for LIFE! given they don't
have any flags at the end of the ritual, they
will have earned the highest level of an
elite relationship, and wear the title "POGO
BROTHERS". note: a referee will need to be
present at the time of the ritual.
Poke each other with erect penis at
various locations on the body, avoiding the
anus and mouth hole, as this would raise a
red flag and ultimately disqualify them
from the ritual for LIFE! given they don't
have any flags at the end of the ritual, they
will have earned the highest level of an
elite relationship, and wear the title "POGO
BROTHERS". note: a referee will need to be
present at the time of the ritual.
by Banana & Split April 29, 2022

A little girl who really hates cheese. So much to the point where if you were to offer it to her, she will punch you and run away
by Choagie December 12, 2018

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

A female that jumps at every chance she gets to ride enthusiastically on the erect male genitalia, whenever the opportunity should present itself.
Dude, last night I was with this total pogo pouncer. She wouldn't even wait till I was out of the shower before she jumped on for a ride! She hopped it five times last night! I was worn out for sure.
by cahsau nohvua September 13, 2011

When someone breaks into a stranger's house and puts their ass on the stranger's face. The ass is moved up and down gently like a Pogo stick.
by ImInYourMomsBedroom February 10, 2015
