A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
by ohhoneybeavers January 06, 2017
by sbeve April 09, 2019
internet slang for ego, pride, or attitude in the virtual world. long standing net definition for the age old "bigger penis" arguement.
"SW III was nothing but a bunch of Lucas e-p33n."
"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
"I just slaughtered 28 people in that game of Battlefield 2 and never died. Man my e-p33n feels huge."
by Morfus August 17, 2005
When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!
by Alison, Laura and Erin March 13, 2004
Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 06, 2020
Brian: Did you hear what peen gang just did?! Josh: No niBBa what happend? Brian: They just fucked up some nazi thots!!
by jACoBy&MYerS January 16, 2019