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I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.
Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”
by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020
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Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
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The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.
Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Parallel

You see it right?
Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Sonic peculiar parallels

A concept of a sonic the hedgehog fangame that is a hard W.I.P. as the creator,sparkle_gelatine has done less than a quarter of what they intend to do for the concept art,the game will have 7 playable characters,sonic,tails,knuckles,eggman,shadow,mecha sonic and classical.exe_minus as a reward character for beating the game,the story consists of sonic and tails jumping through dimensions while being hunted by two foes,R.I.S.K. Which stands for really intelligent sonic killer,a rouge robot made by eggman,and classical.exe_minus,the silly new rival of sonic from the minus dimension.the game was created by sparkle_gelatine but there’s a lot of doubt it’ll be finished
Sonic peculiar parallels is not complete yet
by Sparkle_gelatine November 3, 2023
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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