the guitarist had the biggest melvin
by Yarrow May 25, 2006
Melvin is a man that could face off any challenge, he is a fútbol (soccer) addict and will always try his best to win a game . He's great on his feet and would try to face anything that comes in his way .He is also a nice , cool , smart and a great friend to have .
by Melvin the great June 16, 2017
Even tho he can be a bitch sometimes he is still caring but all he wants from his girlfriend is sex and when he has a girlfriend he is a cheater and he gets a girl pregnant and he does not help her or even go to the hospital for the baby he is a alcoholic too no one has ever seen him sober so if u know a Melvin then just say fuck off because he is a asshole..
by Erhsgdvd November 20, 2018
Verb: to melvin someone is to stick your finger in their bum, before which you should 'melvin' and then make a rasping noise with your tongue (i.e. blow a raspberry) as you insert your finger. To melvin your opponent automatically hands you the victory in any fight or physical contest.
'I was having a good grapple with Mo the other day, but then he melvinned me and i lost'
'I'm going to melvin andy to get back at him for throwing that water over me'
'I'm going to melvin andy to get back at him for throwing that water over me'
by OllieTech February 12, 2010
A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.
by Michael Bybee April 06, 2008
Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.
by Karnokoto November 05, 2006
The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.
That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.
by i_TheTerrible October 27, 2016