Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.

"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"

by deak larjé March 30, 2022

Harmonica

Performing oral sex to a woman

Guy: oh my god I wanna give you a harmonica so bad

Girl: ooooh yeah I can’t wait

by Dyl-Dyl December 29, 2020

The Harmonica

When two men are docking (uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around a circumcised man) and another uncircumcised man comes up and wraps his foreskin around both of the guys that are docking and sways back-and-forth side to side left to right.

Cody docked Elijah and Jake harmonicaed the two of them.

“Hey Jake, I just docked Elijah... you wanna come play the harmonica?” -Cody

by ThreatLvlMidnight February 6, 2021

Chi-Town Harmonica

The act of running your partner's erect penis back and forth along your tracheostomy hole while humming different notes as if playing a harmonica.

It sucks that she had to get a tracheotomy but she gave me a chi-town harmonica last night and it felt amazing!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024

Midwest Harmonica

When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting

Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”

Tony: “I wish that was me”

by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025