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The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.
My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024
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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
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Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.
Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."
by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024
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Happy meal house

A standard looking house that gives a subpar house normally bought by a family of modest means
That house is a 3/1 with no dining room, definitely a happy meal house
by tyrooo123 March 3, 2023
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Happy Meal

Your broke af and you reaaaally want McDonalds
by iamaunicornonthecob January 17, 2019
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