colon cruiser

a gay guy

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.

by slick29 December 25, 2008

jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

pt cruiser

the ugliest most horrific creature ever made

It's always driven by some fat chich

and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body

"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"

"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"

by senorragamuffin March 18, 2009

PT Cruiser

The ugliest car that will ever exist.

"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."

"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"

"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"

"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

PT Cruiser

The thickest car to ever drive the roads.

Daaaaaannng check out the rear bumper on that PT Cruiser

by Michaelgeo February 7, 2018

Cruiser Challenge

The process of two or more individuals challenging eachother into finishing a case of vodka cruiser first without either,
1. Passing Out
2. Reguratating
3. Giving Up

Man, whoever wins the cruiser challenge is the fuckin' champ!

by Chappo1331 January 22, 2009