carltoned

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it

Everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.

by mo noodleman May 13, 2009

emily carlton

A bitch that can't fight

Don't be a Emily Carlton

by Idontreallyknowbutyeah July 12, 2017

Do A Carlton

To do a Carlton means to move on a short term loan to a different city so you can get WiFi.

Juan Cuadrado dexuded to Do a Carlton when he found out he had no WiFi for a few years.

by Ncfc123 February 7, 2017

Carlton County

Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!

Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.

by Catfishbilly218 June 22, 2016

Carlton Fresh

The act of a male docking with Carlton Banks on the set of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

I did a Carlton fresh the other day, and I haven't been the same since.

by Jonny Frosty November 1, 2013

Carlton

Wow, Carlton is fucking your Gf
Wow, Carlton is pegging your Grandma
Wow, Carlton is being a legend
Why, is Carlton so sexy

Person 1: Damn Carlton is sucking off your gf
Person 2 : He is so sexy I don't care

by BladeCar November 13, 2020

franklin bennett carlton

a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can

hes kinda stupid and gay

Damn, I got lucky enough to get a Franklin Bennett Carlton

by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021