When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf
by Mr. BigBC May 22, 2020
1. An urban dictionary contributor whose terms are always focused on male anatomy. 2. An urban dictionary reader who is only interested in terms relating to the penis and its use.
by LaLaLander17 March 02, 2009
The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
by tirtle June 18, 2018
a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“
Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“
Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“
by Al Daquan April 14, 2019
A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.
Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part
by Mr. McGooey February 08, 2022
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021