Thanos

A big man grape with crisps on his face who wants to collect some randoms stones

I am big man Thanos boiiiiiiiiis

by fbbsbsbfgbsgfbfg February 12, 2020

Thanos

A Big Fat Purple guy With a bunch of rocks and a Tiny Dick

Tom: Thanos has a small dick
Joe: i Know

by Urban dictionary 332 May 26, 2019

Thanos

A grape man who's chin has the texture of a decaying prune. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes".

Do you want to be Thanos? Just wear a fancy glove and glue a purple Ruffles chip on your chin.

by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018

THE THANOS

Fucking someone so hard they can’t feel half of their body.

Man, last night he give me the thanos

by Rez199522 December 8, 2018

Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.

Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019

Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

thanos

my mom

thanos is a hot raisin

by couchpotato69 May 9, 2019