That cheap crap you bought when you were a kid from a 25 cent machine and after 17 minutes it breaks. Expert children say that 20% of the time during the years of 1990 and 1998 the most common disappointing 25 cent toy machine item was in fact the plastic mini-slinky. When you get older you buy cheap furniture, cheap equipment, etc. and it breaks or is flimsy can also be considered a "cheapy slinky."
I just bought this necklace yesterday and it broke already. Now I know why it cost $2.99. What a cheapy slinky!
by soulprintable October 17, 2014
Get the cheapy slinkymug. me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
by 6e5tdf5r6tuyiyg December 19, 2019
Get the slinky dinkymug. A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
Get the slinky drivermug. by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022
Get the Hood slinkymug. by Pom Fucker April 23, 2022
Get the slinky in the quadmug. by TOomp March 11, 2021
Get the The Winky Slinkymug. by sclgan September 1, 2016
Get the White Slinkymug.