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The Hazelwell Simba

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.
Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale
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Simba

When a substantial male penis is becoming erect and exponentially increases in girth and length, raising in the air like how simba is raised in the lion king
"Wow A's dick is really raising he must have a simba "

"Nah man it's not THAT thick, looks like a half simba to me
by 😉🙃😉 January 31, 2018
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Simba

Child with no daddy. Most commonly referring to the fact the daddy is dead, but can also refer to the daddy's whereabouts being unknown.
"Where that baby's daddy at?"
"He gone"
"Oh shit, he's a Simba?"
by pilerny October 16, 2018
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Simba

Is a tiny dog and has a big dick
Simba is a tiny dog he has a big dick
by Yopoopydoppy June 1, 2020
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Simba

Before you and a partner engage in sexual intercourse, sick your thumb in your anus. Smear feces on partners forehead.
Yo, I did this cool new foreplay move on my boyfriend last night called Simba!
by Noneofyourbusinesswhoiammmm October 18, 2020
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Simba

After your male partner pulls out and jizzes on your stomach, he puts his thumb into said jizzum, swirls it around, then spreads it across his partner's forehead and says, "Simba".

*Simba must be said a la Rafiki
"I can see what's happening,

she doesn't have a clue,

he'll Simba her face and here's the bottom line,

at least it isn't poo".

"Everything the black light touches is our kingdom."
by Mickey2point0 May 18, 2021
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Simba

In Swahili it refers to a large tawny-colored cat that lives in prides, found in Africa and northwestern India. The male has a flowing shaggy mane and takes little part in hunting, which is done cooperatively by the females.
simba ana kishindo kikubwa
by J.K. Leo November 20, 2021
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