Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in
Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked
by silent snakes July 28, 2019
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Silent Breakup

When you are going out with someone and everything seems fine but then you stop talking to each only to end with a break up that never really happened.
"I think Tom and I are having a silent breakup.." - Nicole
by 89372589769 April 30, 2010
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Silent Football

A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this
I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football
by Mr. Kroaky September 01, 2010
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silent sex

what married people do when they're too cheap to get a second hotel room, and have to have sex with two sleeping 7 year olds in the next bed. Usually accompanied by silent shushing faces, muffled giggles and careful movements so as not to make the bed creak. Culminates in silent grimaces during climax.
Stan and Diane got a great hotel in Maui for their 10th anniversary, but ending up having to have silent sex, since it was too pricey to get a second room for the twins
by Veranda Collingwood February 09, 2011
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silent sally

A young, good looking girl with one major flaw- the bitch doesnt talk. A typical relationship with a Silent Sally includes hundreds of pointless text messages in which you both discuss the same bullshit in an attempt to get laid. In person, she really wont say anything unless you ask a question, in which the typical response consists of one word.
You- "How was your day?"

Silent Sally- "Good."

You- "Anything cool happen?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Wanna come over?"

Silent Sally- "No."

You- "Why not?"

Silent Sally- "Soccer."

You- "Ok, see ya later then..."

Silent Sally- "Bye."
by john vilma September 09, 2007
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silent treatment

when someone refuses to speak to you, just to be mean, even thought you ALREADY appologized and meant it.
Chandi: You're anime fanfics suck!
Geb: That hurts my feelings.
Chandi: I'm sorry. They're actually not bad.
Geb: *silent treatment*
Chandi: So... Bitter?
by p@$$ing thr.ugh August 28, 2010
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silent thunder

The nickname for the unassuming guy in the corner who rarely speaks, but often is the strongest, smartest, richest, and most charming person in the room.
I wish I was a fly on that wall right now; whatever Silent Thunder is saying to that smoking hot girl has her totally enchanted.
by punkrawker March 11, 2015
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