by farks_me September 18, 2003
A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.
Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."
-20 Hours Later-
Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*
-20 Hours Later-
Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*
by adawxawx August 22, 2007
by giantpinkrobot April 12, 2013
I need to hook up with my Parts Manager.
by WWWebbis January 28, 2011
by Tkey010 November 18, 2022
Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.
Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.
by KingKongDave May 05, 2010
when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.
This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.
This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.
Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!
by Mike Mesenbring December 10, 2004